your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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