I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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