DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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