all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
The beers last night were like the tears from god
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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