used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he thought i was a dude.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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