Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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