I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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