sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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