Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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