I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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