i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
The air was thick with penises
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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