Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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