I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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