either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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