I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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