honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
