belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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