But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
