Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
It's never too late to be topless.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Randomize
