we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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