David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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