i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Randomize
