Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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