on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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