My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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