38 yer olds are good kisserssss
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Blood and glitter go together right?
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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