marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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