He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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