I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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