i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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Do I have a choice?
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VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
The air taste purple.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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