Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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