it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We talked him into tasing himself.
As shirtless as possible
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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