Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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