My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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