My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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