Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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