had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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