i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I had to cum in my sink.
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