oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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