I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
