Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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