Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
