We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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