they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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