so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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