girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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