I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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