That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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