He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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