On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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