I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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