..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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