so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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