Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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